Katie

 
 
         Lady Katie the Fierce
 
 

            If I were so inclined, I could launch into an exhausting study of both the name “Katie” and the name “Hess.”  I could even come up with words that rhyme with the names and dig into the development of Katie’s lineage down thru history.  This, however, would accomplish nothing, because the truth is (brace yourself please) Katie Hess is Katie’s mundane name.  *gasp.  Which means that absolutely nothing about Katie, her personality or habits can be divined from it, because her parents chose it and she did not.  I will leave off with speculations about what is says about Katie and her relationship with her family that she feels no need to change the name they have given her and simply hurry on past this embarrassing subject.

            If you were to suffer from a sudden moment of creativity and ask Katie how many of her it would take to change a light-bulb, she would answer “Four, one to find the light bulbs, wherever they may be hiding in my room, another to change the bulb, one to point out all the mistakes the above two are making, and one to laugh hysterically at all of 'em.”  You might, after reading this answer, think that Katie is light-hearted and easy to get along with.  The observations about her family life in the pervious paragraph notwithstanding, this is quite true.  In fact, one of the things Katie’s seems to be able to do better than most people is laugh… and blush.  In fact, you’re blushing right now, aren’t you Katie?  Of course, we are sure that there is a stoic, hard-faced and unreachable cynic somewhere beneath all those layers of innocence and good will.  We’ll see how long she’s able to play with this group before her true colors emerge.

            The thing Katie does most often every day is misplace items and then find them again.  So,  I would suggest simply moving Katie’s keys about three feet away from where they are sitting whenever you see her.  It will make her feel more comfortable and at home with you.

This biography was written by L. Keina without the approval of anyone else (especially the subject) and does not necessary express the opinions of said subject. Anything offensive upon this page (other than the names of individuals mentioned) is completely her fault, and all complaints should be directed to her at KeinaVis@altern.org

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