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M’lord Tngri Qar-ajin
Tngri has chosen a seemingly unpronounceable name that means roughly, skies of black, or black sky. What now, does this tell us about Tngri? Perhaps that he is anti-social and so doesn't want his name pronounced? Perhaps that he is sadistic and wants people to bite their tongues off while trying to speak to him? Or perhaps that Tngri doesn't realize he is simply one little human being and not an entire sky and atmosphere. Or I suppose there is the possibility is jaded towards the sun because of living in Atenveldt. We might never know...
If you were to ask Tngri how many of him it would take to change a light bulb he would say, “Well, first what kind of light bulb, and where is it located? Is it a fluorescent or incandescent, halogen or quartz? Blacklight? What is the wattage? And what kind of lamp housing, industrial? household? Is it a theatre light? Geez how can an engineer work with all these variables?! You didn't even specify what type of base the lamp has... *Sigh* I`m going to have to call in some consultants for this one, that’s going to put you way over budget.” As you can see, Tngri is a very thorough sort of fellow. Just the kind of guy you want in charge of writing all sorts of things down so he can read them all again later so at least one person will always know what everyone else is thinking.
Tngri is very creative about many things. He is perfectly able to weigh names, have a good sense of right and wrong and be impatient, but don’t talk to him about fish (no, just don’t…) He’s also one of those people who likes to evade the question.
Finally, the thing Tngri does most frequently every day is breathe, or grow. But he classifies these two things as unintentional. The thing he does intentionally most often is think. So, if you ask him a question, give him awhile. He has to stop unintentionally breathing and growing and start thinking about thinking before he can even think about answering you.
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