Johanna

Lady Jerusha a’Laon

            What, you might ask, does a’Laon mean? I honestly couldn’t tell you. If you’re curious, go ahead and email Jerusha about it. I’m sure she’d be more than willing to let you know. What I do know about Jerusha is that she does a lot. More than I could possibly list here. She seems to have an affinity for autocrating (thus will probably be institutionalized shortly) and has been known, on occasion, to appear ‘naked’ in court. Her talents include delegating, making loud noises, organizing things with phenomenal amounts of patience and somehow tolerating even the most offensive individuals. Furthermore, she’s never (to my knowledge) attacked anyone with a cooking utensil, even after putting away large amounts of mead.

If you were to ask Lady Jerusha how many of her it would take to change a light bulb she would answer, “I think it would take two of me to change it. One to actually change it and one to supervise.” When that statement is confirmed at her personal board meeting, I’ll let you know and hopefully we can get rid of the “I think.” But obviously this answer comes from a person truly used to leadership… as expressed by the built-in modifier.

Finally, the thing Jerusha does the most times a day is check her watch. (So, there’s a hint to anyone trying to get on her bad side…)

This biography was written by L. Keina without the approval of anyone else (especially the subject) and does not necessary express the opinions of said subject. Anything offensive upon this page (other than the names of individuals mentioned) is completely her fault, and all complaints should be directed to her at KeinaVis@altern.org

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