Bill
Bill
Barwn Gwylym ab Owain Tatershal
The thing that Master Gwylym’s name means more than anything else is
that he is Welsh. This can be
deduced by the abnormal concentration of w’s and y’s in his name. You see, the rest of the world knows that ‘w’ is not a
vowel. Wales does not.
They take it to literally mean “double u.”
This would seem to suggest that, as a people, they have no sense of
imagination. I would have to say
this is not true. Gwylym, for
example, can kill (figuratively speaking, of course) people in more interesting
and creative ways than anybody else I’ve ever encountered.
Why, just before I fled… er… left the country, he managed to hit me
full on the head with his blade while I was busy curling into the fetal
position.
If you were to ask how many Gwylym’s it would take to change a light bulb he would answer, “None. That is what protégés are for.” (As you might have gathered, Gwylym teaches the art of fencing in his free time
The thing that Gwylym does most often during the course of the day is think about how to best dispatch someone with a sword. This is probably why he’s so creative in his killing methods. A true artist never has his work far from his mind, whether he paints with oils and a brush, or a sword and blood-flow…
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