>>>>>[ CRUSH had fun week. CRUSH went on two behemoth hunts. CRUSH went to wedding that almost got rained on. CRUSH went to Disney World where little kids thought CRUSH was Beast, CRUSH not Beast, CRUSH have one horn not none. CRUSH got to watch Nightfox get plane- sick.
CRUSH brought back lots of behemoth so that CRUSH can have party and invite friends.
CRUSH think CRUSH should tell about fun behemoth hunt.
CRUSH tell friends that CRUSH going to go hunt behemoths. They tell CRUSH not to go, behemoths are dangerous and CRUSH never been in swamp. CRUSH say not worry, CRUSH big boy and can take care of self.
Sheena then tell CRUSH to at least help CRUSH pack. Sheena make sure CRUSH have Flares if CRUSH get into trouble. Sheena then give CRUSH grapplegun to use to drag behemoth. CRUSH take along Panther cannon and also Enfield to use as pistol. CRUSH fill up back pack with snack for when CRUSH get hungry. CRUSH also have big canoe and trusty axe 'Wally'.
CRUSH leave into swamp. CRUSH go for about half hour till CRUSH get hungry. CRUSH eat half of snacks then think CRUSH should save some for later. After CRUSH done eating CRUSH go on. CRUSH think hear something so CRUSH stop and stand to get better view, not good idea, CRUSH fall through canoe. CRUSH lose favorite Panther cannon. CRUSH also loose snacks, CRUSHthink CRUSH should have eatin all at once. CRUSH decide maybe CRUSH should go back to house to get more food.
CRUSH start walk along. CRUSH notice after while that CRUSH hasn't made much progress in last 2 minutes. CRUSH look down, CRUSH sinking in to ground. Uh-oh CRUSH think CRUSH in quick-sand. CRUSH wonder what NEAL ORK BARBARIAN would do. Little later after quick- sand up to waist CRUSH think find a vine, that what NIEL would do. No luck for CRUSH, no vine. Maybe time to use flare, so CRUSH reach do to get flare. Oops wrong side, CRUSH got grapplegun instead. Now where CRUSH put flare?. Wait second!!!, CRUSH use grapplegun as vine!!!. SO CRUSH no use flare instead use grapple gun. CRUSH safe on dry land. CRUSH head back to house again. CRUSH get fish in boot so CRUSH stop and sit on log to remove fish. Suddenly log rise up and throw CRUSH off. Log not Log, log is Behemoth! Behemoth try bite CRUSH, CRUSH make it think not do that, CRUSH bop behemoth on nose. Behemoth stop, behemoth surprised. Behemoth bite at CRUSH again, CRUSH leap out of way.
CRUSH now not having fun, behemoth making CRUSH angry. CRUSH take out 'Wally'. Behemoth attack CRUSH again, try bite CRUSH. CRUSH hold mouth open. Not good idea, behemoth have bad breath and is strong too, CRUSH nearly lose pinky. CRUSH decide CRUSH had enough, CRUSH punch behemoth. CRUSH notice that it hurt CRUSH more than behemoth. CRUSH decide on different plan. CRUSH go to side of behemoth and swing at neck. CRUSH slip in mud. Behemoth step on CRUSH leg. CRUSH pissed, CRUSH chop behemoth head off. Behemoth fall on CRUSH. Little later CRUSH able to push dead body off. CRUSH look 'round behemoth head gone. Oh well, CRUSH think, it was ugly anyway.
CRUSH notice that behemoth is really big, bigger than CRUSH. Gonna be hard to carry on shoulder, CRUSH decide to drag instead.
After about two hours CRUSH make back to house. Behemoth make great barbecue, CRUSH actually get full.
After Disney World go hunting again, this time CRUSH just chop every log CRUSH come upon. After 20 logs CRUSH find log that hit back. CRUSH chop off another head. This one closer to house so take CRUSH only hour to get back.
CRUSH got go now, talk of food make CRUSH hungry again. CRUSH go have 3 Behemoth Burgers. CRUSH tell more of trip when CRUSH done eating]<<<<<
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