Rosi Fry

Nickname: Fire Fry
Year: Senior

Special Role: Captain Fry-Daddy
Favorite Book: The Ginger (Wo) Man
Favorite Quote: “tomorrow, lets get f-ed up on dairy!”

Favorite Hobby: Squishing turtles/Lay-out Scores

Emily Rose Hoyt

Special Role: Capitan
Nickname: E-Ro
Year: Junior
Favorite Book: The How to Series

Favorite Quote: “Dont make me come over there”
Favorite Hobby: Keeping it sexy since 1988

Megan Weber

Nickname: Inappropriate Crip
Special Role: Capitan

Year: Senior
Favorite Book: Being the “ultimate gimp”
Favorite Quote: “I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. “You don’t have to tell me,” I said. “I’m off the team, aren’t I?” “Well,” said Coach, “you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you’re wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times.” It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that’s when I felt the handcuffs go on.”

Favorite Hobby: Hobbling around and poking people with her cane.

Kristine Akland

Nickname: WikiWiki/ Stinker
Year: Senior
Favorite Quote: “Its like the most beautiful thing Ive ever seen, you know?”
Favorite Book: The Alchemist
Favorite Hobby: Napping between adventures

Lorin DeMun

Nickname: Boobs/ Puma
Year: Junior
Favorite Quote: “Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the moon was actually the sun?”
Favorite Books: The Practical Nomad
Favorite Hobby: Laying down the Puma Scope

 

Lauren Eatchel

Nickname: Cricket
Year: Senior

Favorite Book: Very Quiet Cricket: A multi-sensory book
Favorite Quote: “Chirp, Chirp, Chirp”

Favorite Hobby: Showing off her vocal range

Kimber Griesser

Nickname: Kimberlicious
Year: Sophomore                                                                                                                                                                      

Favorite Book: The World according to Garp
Favorite Quote: “Im sick”

Favorite Hobby: Cougar Bait

Amy Hafer

Nickname: Flaimy
Year: Junior

Favorite Book: Go Tell It On The Mountain
Favorite Quote: “Wind! The wind? Um, I dont do wind”

Favorite Hobby: Broccoli…

Amber Jackson

Nickname: Apple Jacks
Year: Sophomore

Favorite Book: Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease
Favorite Quote: “Do NOT freakin’ touch me”

Favorite Hobby:Workout. Sleep. Ultimate. Run.  Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

Alexandra James

Nickname: Cheeky Monkey
Year: Sophomore

Favorite Book: The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
Favorite Quote: “Id get sleazy for Ron Weasly”

Favortie Hobby: Catching the plague in Hawaii

Allie Keller

Nickname: Kinky Boots
Year: Junior

Favorite Book: Books? Do word jumbles count?
Favorite Quote: “Who needs half a tooth anyway?”

Favorite Hobby: Crossing state lines for quality dentistry at a quality price

Janelle Spink

Nickname: Unexpected Trouble
Year: Junior

Favorite Book: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Favorite Quote: “You’re lame”

Favorite Hobby:Getting freaky on the pole.

Claire Skattebo

Year: Freshman

Nickname: Skit-skat

Favorite Quote:  “Oh skit-skat..motha hucka..

Favorite Book :  Karma Sutra series with skit skit

Favorite Hobby: collecting and mating butterflies

Kerry Friedman

Year: …dinosaurs? 

Nickname: Cadet 

Favorite Hobby: The planet uranus

Favorite Book: Astrophysics

Favorite Quote: “So guys, this one time I was about to get hot and heavy with some foreign green man but I distracted by the stars and uranus. Damn you uranus!”

Emily McNair

Year:Freshman

Nickname: Nenners

Favorite Hobby: Dreams of Mexican men

Favorite Book: Spanish for lovers: 101

Favorite Quote:  “Ay! Ay! Ay!”

Holly Hickerson

Year: Freshman

Nickname: lilbundleofsurprise

Favorite Hobby: Eye balls

Favorite Book: Jurassic Park

Favorite Quote: “Pee, sperm, pee, sperm.”

Paula Knochel

Year: Senior

Nickname: Grapes

Favorite Hobby: naked kayaking

Favorite Book: A Wonderful Nudist

Favorite Quote: “I love grapes because eventually they will turn into wine.”

Eileen Saller

Year: 19

Nickname: Dirty Sally

Favorite Hobby:  Eating bananas from the gimps legs

Favorite Book: Cooking with bananas

Favorite Quote: “Yo bitch..plllllllllease.”

Betty Lou Booz

Year: Freshman

Nickname: Booze Cruise

Favorite Hobby: Bags of Wine

Favorite Book:  Cum Dumpster

Favorite Quote: ” Wanna jump on the booze cruise?”

Lindsey Cunningham

Year: Freshman

Nickname: The Pole

Favorite Hobby: Getting High off the Mountain

Favorite Book: How to be a person pole for pole dancers.

Favorite Quote: ” Dude, Jelly was getting all freaky on me.”

 

Alison Wilcinski 

Year: Freshman

Nickname: Bend me Beaker

Favorite Hobby: ducks

Favorite Book: Rub a dub duck 3 men in a tub

Favorite Quote: “I don’t wanna a chicken, I just wanna be a DUCK!”

 

Brittany Myers 

Year: Freshman

Nickname: Oscar

Favorite Hobby: Eating the dogs

Favorite Book: How to cook backcountry hot dogs

Favorite Quote: ” My bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R…my bologna has a last name it’s M-A-Y-E-R.”

 

Alina Rykaczewski 

Year: Sophomore

Nickname: Homer/Mother Hen

Favorite Hobby: Preparing shots for all her teammates

Favorite Book: A Psychedelic Deep Sea Fishing Trip in Alaska

Favorite Quote: Ski naked, get some color on your cheeks

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